A blind man went to a restaurant
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…
Two little boys
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
An Old Geezer
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign…
The Teacher Asked Students
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After checking…
A priest offered a Nun a lift
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…
A woman in a supermarket
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all…
Mikee
Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened?…
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The…
Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…