Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong?
Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to.
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having s*x.
She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked,
“Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?”
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