A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked! “You sure…
THE MOTHER HAD WASHED HER HAIR
The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair…
Funny – Cross The River
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge…
Funny – A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled, and said, “Hello. My name is…
Tell Me What You See And I’ll Reveal Your Secret Personality
Most people are familiar with something known as the inkblot test. It has been used by psychiatrists for many years to determine what is on a person’s…
FUNNY – SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent….
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man…
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”…
Funny – Two nuns were shopping
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or…
A Husband Asks His Wife
A husband asks his wife: “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds: “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back: “Will you marry after…