Funny – Wife discovers

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…

Why did I get divorced?

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….

A Little Old Lady Gets Even With The Grocery Store Clerk

When was the last time you thought yourself out of a difficult situation? You might find that you are swimming in deep waters in life and suddenly,…

Redneck Man Shows Up At A Party

They sometimes say that ‘birds of a feather flock together’ and we may see evidence of that in many areas of life. One of the ways that…

THIS BLONDE THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART, BUT WAS

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…

The Old Man Is Missing His Wife. You Have 6 Seconds To Find Her

Most people look at optical illusions as being a novelty. It’s interesting, because they make you see something that isn’t there or they keep you from seeing…

A Butcher Follows A Genius Dog Only To Discover The Sad Truth

If you were to ask any dog owner about their dog, they would probably tell you it was the smartest pooch that they ever knew. Dogs just…

Husband in Bed Urged By Wife to Investigate Mysterious 3 AM Knock At Front Door

There’s a saying, “Nothing good happens at 3 AM.” While that’s a bit of an understatement, looking back at our experiences there’s a grain of truth to…

3 Wives Show Too Much When Their Skirts Blow Up At The Golf Course

There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….

The astonished woman replies

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…