A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a makeup compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone I know,”…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…

A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go…

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the brain,…

The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat…

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…

A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden Saloon He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely…