A woman goes into a tackle shop
A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just…
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a…
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath …
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…
A little old lady
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
An elderly man traveling by plane
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of…
Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…