Randy was in the hospital
Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve…
An 85 years old lady
An 85-year-old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The…
2 hearses come down
A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog….
A little boy wanted $100 badly
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100….
Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs
A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…
The children were lined up …
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples….
Little Johnny … My Daddy is so cool
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four…
An Arab and his wife
An Arab and his wife are at midpoint on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up. The…
Old Forgetful Couple Goes To…
Noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things…
A Little Old Lady Dropping Money …
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and…