Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…

Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang,…

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you…