Before Paddy
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…
A guy walks into a bar (Funny)
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…
A Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
Two law partners
Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child…
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only a…
Well, last week was my birthday
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and…
Going up to bed when his wife
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she…
A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He…
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Spend A Lot Of Money
H: “Hey!” W: “Hey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?” H: Yes… W: “Excellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now….