A lady failed the written
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
11 people … ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward…
Memory test of an old man
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?” “274″ was his reply….
Sixty is the worst age to be
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old.“You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet…
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting…
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he…
He Saw 6 Feet In Bed So His Wife Made Him Count Again
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he…
A shopkeeper was dismayed
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said: “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…