In class one day
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said: “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating…
There was no electricity
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…
I’m a Light Bulb
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad! ”He climbs up…
John hoisted his beer
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…
A woman has a problem
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…
Little Leroy came into the kitchen
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell…
Ma was in the kitchen
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…
A blonde …
A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them…
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.“ The priest said, “What do you mean,…