A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done…

Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…

An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next to him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man…

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…

A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…