Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…

A young widow would come to her husband’s grave weekly to water the flowers. Then, every time, she would walk away with her back turned. A young…

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the…