An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young…

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on…

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…

Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…

“After 50 years of marriage, I looked at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 50 years ago, we had a tiny house, a beat-up car, a…

A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep….