Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i found…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name.“Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The officer…

A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says,“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds,“Who is he?” The wife answers,“Well,…

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.  When the bus arrives,…

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…