A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed.
After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.
He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there.
“Who the hell are you?” he yells.
The naked guy replies, “I’m the moth inspector.”
“Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?”
He looks down and exclaims, “Oh my God, I’m too late!”
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