One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore…

I was on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn’t sure how any of the…

Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the women. “Help us, help us!” yells…

A farmer has been farting a lot. He’s been to several doctors, but none of them know what’s wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest….

A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…

The passenger was excited by the fact that his seat mate had his right arm in a sling, and the following dialogue occurred: “You broke your arm,…

90-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you…

I was preparing to go cash a paycheck when I realized my husband hadn’t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to “get Daddy’s name…