The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples….
Video: A policeman cruising
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motorbikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to…
An eminent doctor
An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant. As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to be particularly helpful….
Video: A woman went to the grocery store to buy broccoli.
The old lady is in the grocery store and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking…
A man from Newfoundland
A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”, so he…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first,…
Two doctors are in front of their clinic
Two doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says,…
A stiletto-heeled shoe.
One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
A farmer has been farting a lot. He’s been to several doctors, but none of them know what’s wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest….
Video: A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think…