TXT: A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together
A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…
TXT: An 85-year-old couple
An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…
Video: How to start a fight
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we wereinbed.I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’‘No,’ she…
Two priests
Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge
One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…
On trial for the murder
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…
After a night of drinking
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…
It’s time for you to quit golfing!
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…
It’s a very simple operation!
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the…
Video: Mom, are Fred and Mary up yet?
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…