A boss arrives at the office
A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him: Boss, this morning…
Video: A woman in her 70s
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband wanted. Must not beat me,…
I’d like to be excused from jury duty
“Please, Your Honor, I’d like to be excused from jury duty,” pleaded an anxious-looking man. “Why should I excuse you?” asked the judge. “You see, I owe…
Video: Looking for a good lumberjack
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at…
Prank Phone Call
A man at work calls home and his 8-year-old daughter picks up the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone? “No Daddy she…
Video: A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion
Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being…
A man sat on a towel on a beach
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
A wife is running in the park
A wife is running in the park And takes a break to stretch near two men. As she’s stretching, a beautiful woman passes all three of them,…
Father In Law Asked Her To Help Him
FATHER IN LAW ASKED HER TO HELP HIM WITH HIS WORK FOR ONE DAY. WHAT FOLLOWED NEXT LEFT HER STUNNED. So one day my father in law…
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…