An old man is driving on the highway one evening when suddenly nature calls to him. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls…

An elderly man walked into a store with a “Salesman Wanted” sign in a window. He walked up to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-want that j-joooob-b.”…

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the…

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he…

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes…

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: “Do you know where you’re going?” Blonde: “No, but…

Jacob, who has always had a fear of needles, was sitting in the hospital waiting to get a vaccination. When the nurse called him into the office…

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was…

A man named Jack strides into John’s Stable looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” says John, the owner. “I’ve got just the horse you’re looking for….