An attorney went into a bar for a Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
An elderly man traveling by plane
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of…
Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
A census taker in a rural area …
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon …
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding…
Two gas company servicemen
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…
A little Johnny got on the bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman …
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker got on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up…
Three Brothers Each Marry A Woman
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the…
A woman didn’t come home one night
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his…