They had great seats right behind their team’s bench

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…

A guy comes home completely drunk

A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden Saloon He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely…

A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company

A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it…

A woman goes into a tackle shop

A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just…

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a…

Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing

Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath …

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…

A little old lady

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…