Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…

Drama this Morning

Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang,…

Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

A man goes to hell

A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…

Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you…

I took my dad to the mall the other day too

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…

Before Paddy

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…

A guy walks into a bar (Funny)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…

A Cabbie

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…