Steve got a job as a lumberjack
Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “Here you go. Now get to it.” Steve took…
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said…
The Tale of the Golf Game
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, a man made his way to the confessional booth. He greeted the priest with a mix…
A man and his wife were traveling
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…
A blonde was out driving her car
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and…
A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to…
Fish goes to the doctor
Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…