Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be…

A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers. They were being very affectionate. The girl was…

The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the morning,…

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…

Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the…

In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…

In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in…

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for…

A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”, so he…