Feeding the pigeons
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole…
Take this Paracetamol after breakfast
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: ” Take this *Paracetamol* after breakfast.” Husband: ” Why?…
A burglar broke into my house
Clyde sitting at the bar with Mark and Kevin, tells them, “Last night while I was here drinking with y’all, a burglar broke into my house.” Kevin…
A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth
A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The…
A priest dies and arrives in Heaven
A priest dies and arrives in heaven. Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him. A few moments later, a drunken Peruvian…
A beautiful evening …
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar:…
What gift would you like ?
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a…
The Policeman had stopped the man
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him…
A physical education teacher
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…
A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store.
A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the…