An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers
An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 321, nonstop…
ANYTHING
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do ‘Anything’ to pass this exam.”…
A shoplifter was caught red-handed
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either….
It’s a queue for free oranges!
Susie worked at a place she didn’t want her sweet old Gran to know about.One day, the police raided the building and lined everyone up outside. Just…
A lady into the butcher’s shop
A lady goes into the butcher’s shop, and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter.The lady asks, “What in the…
Bert and Edna
An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on their porch swing one quiet Sunday evening. They’ve been married for 55 years. The sun is setting, the…
Tommy’s first confession
A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday.One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She explained,…
Doris and her driving license
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…
Instructions mixed up
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those…
Video: A gentle, sharp-witted grandmother
For her 85th birthday, a gentle, sharp-witted grandmother received gifts from her three grown sons—each determined to outdo the others. The eldest, now a wealthy executive, bought…