Susan’s mother: “What are you doing on the top of that tree?”
Susan: “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree. They asked me to bring it.”
Susan’s mother: “My dear , they only want to chech your pants.”
Susan: “Don’t worry mam, I hav’nt put on my pants!”
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow…
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;…
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem…
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need…