Enough blonde jokes

A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes…

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!

What makes you think you can stereotype women like this? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person.

Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor! You should be ashamed of yourself!”

Feeling guilty, the ventriloquist begins to apologize to the woman, when she interrupts him.

“Hey, you stay out of this, Mister! I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the little bastard on your knee!”

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