Every trip

A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.

“Honey,” he says to his wife. “Yes, darling?” she replies.

“Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “Why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I’d never be unfaithful.”

“Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you,”

She replies sweetly, “It’s just that, well, you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you’d be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won’t you? For my peace of mind?”

“Oh, all right, if you put it that way,”

He relented, “I’ll do it for you. But for safety’s sake, give me more than one!”

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