Four nuns were attending a baseball game

Four nuns were attending a baseball game.

Four men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.”

Then the second guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Missouri, there are only 75 nuns living there.”

The third guy said, “I want to go to Texas, there are only 50 nuns living there.”

The fourth guy said, “I want to go to Maine. There are only 25 nuns living there.”

The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, “Why don’t you go to hell, there aren’t any nuns there!”

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