A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:
The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.
She sat beside him and a small smile played around her lips.
He hesitated for a moment before he explained:
“Well, son, I got married when I was 21.
The wife and I decided that if ever we argued the loser should take a long walk to cool off.
So I guess I’ve benefited from 79 years of fresh air.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…