A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:
The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.
She sat beside him and a small smile played around her lips.
He hesitated for a moment before he explained:
“Well, son, I got married when I was 21.
The wife and I decided that if ever we argued the loser should take a long walk to cool off.
So I guess I’ve benefited from 79 years of fresh air.
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.” On this…
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Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, “You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything…