how babies are made

Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made.

Samantha explains it to her. “I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says. “OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I screw.”

That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn’t understand.

The next night Jack was tired of Suzy watching so he offered to have sex with her. “OK but I don’t want Samantha to watch” So Samantha went outside. They are in there for almost an hour and when they come out Jack is smiling like crazy. “That was fun but I still don’t get it.” Says Suzy

The next day the same thing happened. And the next day. Finally 2 weeks later Samantha comes home crying. “Whats wrong,” Suzy says. “Jack dumped me. He said there was someone better.” Said Samantha. “Let’s go talk to him maybe we can change his mind,” said Suzy. When they got there Jack said he made up his mind and there was nothing they could do to change it. Then he asked to speak to Suzy privately. He pulled off all of Suzy’s clothes and started to screw her. “OK,” Jack said kissing Suzy’s neck “I broke up with Samantha now tell me how you got to be so good in bed.” “Fine.” She replied, “I asked all my other sisters how babies are made.”

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