In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.

The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.”

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.

The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, “If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”

All three fork over the money.

The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance.

That’s the hospital where I had it done!”

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