Susie worked at a place she didn’t want her sweet old Gran to know about.
One day, the police raided the building and lined everyone up outside.
Just then, Susie spotted her Gran walking by!
Thinking fast, she whispered, “Gran! It’s a queue for free oranges!”
Never one to pass up a deal, Gran happily joined the line.
When the officer got to her, he blinked in disbelief and said,
“Wow, ma’am… how do you manage this at your age?”
Gran smiled proudly and replied: “Oh, easy, dear! I just take my teeth out, peel back the skin, and suck ’em dry!”
