Johnny got kicked out of class today.
The teacher asked him,
“If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?”
Apparently, “Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab,” was the wrong answer.
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