Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The last man requests a plate of strawberries.
The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed…
Sam’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look younger. After a long session infront of the mirror applying the “miracle” products,…
The girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…