Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir”!

Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”

Little Johnny: “Yes sir!, the customer is always right”.

Boss: “So what were you arguing about with that customer?”

Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir”!

Boss: “That bustard. What did you say to him?”

Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right”