A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her,
“Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?”
Without skipping a beat she screams.
“Yes!”
The man then asks, “What about for $20?”
She looks at him sideways and says,
“What do you think I am, a whore?”
The man says,
“We’ve already established that you are, now we’re just negotiating.”
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The…
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is watching…