Little Johnny’s teacher was warned at the start of the year:
“Never make a bet with Johnny unless you’re 100% sure you’ll win.”
One day, Johnny raises his hand:
“Teacher, I bet you $50 I can guess the color of your socks.”
She smirks. “Alright. You’re on.”
After class, Johnny guesses:
“Blue.”
She laughs, lifts her pant leg slightly—
“Nope. Wrong!”
Johnny shrugs.
“Okay, come to my dad’s car. I’ll get your money.”
They walk outside.
Johnny tells his dad,
“I lost the bet.”
His dad groans,
“That kid! He bet me $100 this morning he could still lose…
and somehow make me pay for it!”
