A wife is having sex with her husband’s best friend one day.
Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
“Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”
Her husband’s best friend says: “Who was it?”
“That was my husband,” she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
“Relax,” said the wife.
“He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you”
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table….
A banker was strolling through town when he spotted his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old rancher. Tom had lost his wife about a year ago, and word…
Three r*bb*rs entered a house. They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to h*rm you,…
A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some….