A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle.
When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.”
“Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?”
The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?”
The man says, “Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?”
The genie says, “You want that highway two lane or four lane?”
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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how…
A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside…
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The…
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…