Pink curtain

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman:

“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.

The surprised salesman replies:

“But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.

And the blonde said:

“Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!!!”

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