A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says,
“Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”
“I Wouldn’t worry too much about it”, the doctor replies. “Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.”
“But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. “He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow…
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;…
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem…