Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”
“I was a police officer,” he responded.
“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.
“I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.
”Welcome to heaven
You may end the gates.
”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a traffic officer,” said the man.
“I kept the roads and highways safe.”
“Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates.”
He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.“Wonderful!
I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.
“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?
