Sarah had married Bob, a man much older man than her and she couldn’t help but worry about his health. To ensure he didn’t over-exert himself, she decided they should have separate bedrooms after the wedding.

That night, after the celebrations, Sarah slipped into her bed, ready for a good night’s sleep. Before long, there was a knock at her door. Opening it, she found Bob, her 85 year old groom, standing there with ch*rm*ng smile, and twinkle in his eye, clearly ready for some romantic time together. They enjoyed each other’s company and afterward Bob k*ssed her goodnight and left.

Sarah was just drifting off when she heard another knock on the door. To her surprise it was Bob again, just as energetic as before.

She laughed and welcomed him in for round two. Once more they said their goodnights and Bob left. Sarah settled back into b*d convinced she could finally rest, until she heard yet another knock on the door. It was Bob again, as lively as ever. Sarah couldn’t help but laugh as they shared another *nt*mate moment.

Afterwards she looked at him in amazement. “I’m so impressed,” she said. “At your age you have more stamina than men a third your age. You are absolutely incredible!”

Bob paused, his expression turning thoughtful. “Wait,” he said, scratching his head. “You mean, I’ve been here before?”