During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ ?
The teacher responded by saying: ‘That would be rude and impolite’
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said: ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’ ?
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. ?
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? ?
Johnny said: ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.’ ??
The teacher fainted…?
