A married man was having an *ff*ir with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and m*de l*ve all afternoon.
*xh*usted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his l*v*r to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
‘Where have you been?’ his wife demanded.
‘I can’t lie to you,’ he replied, ‘I’m having an *ff*ir with my secretary. We h*d s*x all afternoon.’
She looked down at his shoes and said, ‘You lying b*st*rd! You’ve been playing golf!’
