Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.
In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”.
The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”.
And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter,
because if that damn snake comes back in here i’m going to cut it off”.
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