A guy walks into a bar one night with a big confident smile on his face.

He looks around, spots a glass sitting at the far end of the bar, then turns to the bartender and says, “I’ll bet you one hundred dollars I can stand right here and pee into that glass.”

The bartender looks at the distance, then looks back at the guy.

“You’re serious?”

“Completely serious,” the guy says.

The bartender bursts out laughing. “Buddy, there is no way you can make that shot. You’re on.”

So the guy unzips, takes aim, and starts peeing.

But he doesn’t even come close.

He misses the glass completely. He sprays the bar, the stools, the floor, the bottles, and even gets some on the bartender.

The bartender is laughing so hard he can barely stand.

When it’s finally over, he wipes his face and says, “That was the worst shot I’ve ever seen! Pay up!”

The guy calmly pulls out a hundred dollars and hands it to him.

Then he walks over to a man standing by the pool table. The two of them start laughing, shake hands, and the other man gives him a thick stack of cash.

The bartender, still grinning, says, “Wait a minute… what was that about?”

The guy smiles and says, “I bet him a thousand dollars I could pee all over your bar, even on you, and you’d still be smiling when I finished.”